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Cookieducks.

The best beings to ever exist. 🍪🦆

First order of business:

Cookieducks ARE NOT edible.

Desipte what others may say, Cookieducks are NOT edible. Please remember this. They are cute little roundish beings that are definitely not edible.

⛔ This is wrong.

In this example, Evil Joe spreads fake news to Curious Bob (not George. Bob.) that Cookieducks are edible. DO NOT believe these kinds of nonsense. Either they are:

Trying to trick you,
Trying to traumatize Cookieducks,
Trying to make you eat a Cookieduck OR,
Trying to make you eat a Cookieduck.

This is bad. Do not be Evil Joe. Be a Cookieduck supporter!

😮‍💨 WHY?????

Please do not ever ask if Cookieducks taste good fried. That implies that they're edible, and they're not. When someone asks you that or similar questions, be like Mr. "STOP Sign" and say no to Cookieduck bullying.

image of a conversation where someone posts a message asking if cookieducks taste good fried

image of a conversation where someone posts message saying cookieducks are meant to be eaten

🧐 Yes!!

Sir "I Hate Potatos" definitely needs to learn more about Basic Cookieduck Rights.

Mr. "No u" did a good job, and the potato GIF just made everything even better!!

😁 This is amazingly good!

Instead of being like Evil joe, be an amazing human being and be a Cookieduck supporter! Everyone loves a nice Cookieduck supporter!

Bonus: send a wholesome duck GIF*.

*GIFs are pronounced GIF. Not JIF.

image of a conversation where someone says Cookieducks are edible

Cookieducks ARE NOT cookies shaped like ducks or vice versa.

Don't hurt their feelings. They aren't ducks shaped like cookies. Nor are they cookies shaped like ducks. HOWEVER, you can use the following two emojis together to represent cookieducks: 🍪🦆. Just remember to add a disclaimer like the following:

Despite the two emojis used, Cookieducks are not cookies shaped like ducks or vice versa. Learn more at https://cookieducks.netlify.app/cookieducks-shape

image of a conversation where someone says Cookieducks are are ducks shaped like cookies

🙅 This is ridiculous.

No. Cookieducks are NOT cookies shaped like ducks or ducks shaped like cookies. Please don't spread fake information like that.

Instead...

Be a Cookieduck supporter!

Everyone looooves a good Cookieduck supporter. They are ammmmaaaaaaaaaazing.

Print Anti-Cookieduck-Fake-News posters and put them on walls, hand them out, or, both!